If you haven't figured it out yet, Hyper Hank is a Male Giant Green Iguana. Originally, he was to be named En Foo Foo, but Hyper Hank is much more fitting. And now the story of how Hyper Hank became a sidekick.
Once upon a time in a cold barren wasteland called Minnesota, lived a young giant green iguana. This iguana lived with a female iguana who was larger and totally dominated this poor creature. This young male lived by the rule that "A man should never hit a woman." Therefore he had to take this abuse in stride. However, he was very unhappy in this situation.
One day in 1994, a dashing young adventurer came along and noticed the situation. This adventurer was known as The Dugman. The Dugman trained this iguana in the arts of Truth and Justice. This youngster did not have a name yet, and because of his frequent bursts of speed and agility, he was named Hyper Hank.
As this young Iguana grew, he discovered new talents and abilities. He learned that he could escape from any enclosure in which he was placed. With the cooperation of the Dugman, he could put right the wrongs that some citizens had experienced. He was now on the side of truth and justice for all!
Because of time constraints, this site doesn't get updated as often as I would like. However, rest assured that even now in 2006, Hyper Hank as he is approaching 13, is alive and doing fine.
Now that you know more about Hyper Hank, you may want to visit some of his favorite sites.
Hank has put together a photo album that shows some of the many places that
he has visited, and many of his friends and foes.
Be warned there are graphics involved, so those with slower connection speeds please be wait patiently.
Hank is a well-traveled iguana. Here are some pictures taken of him at various historic
places. If you would like us to go to your favorite spot, let me know.
I am sure I can arrange a trip there.
One of Hank's projects is the Iguana Wanna-Be quiz. It is a highly scientific study, and you may want to check it out.
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