Hyper Hank's Iguana Wanna-Be Quiz

	Hyper Hank's Iguana Wanna-Be Quiz
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We here at Hyper Hank Laboratories are conducting some very scientific studies. In our research we have notice many people with what we call Iguana Iguana Wannabius syndrome. In layman's terms, people have a strong desire to be like the Giant Green Iguana, the Iguana Iguana. To test our hypothesis, we have developed the quiz below. Please answer all of the following questions truthfully, and honestly. Remember this quiz is part of very serious scientific research. Also, there is no time limit, so take your time.
First, answer the following Yes or No questions. Be honest, and if you aren't sure, leave it blank. Have you ever been described as green with envy? Yes No Have you ever shed your skin in one giant piece? Yes No Have you ever run into a wall? Yes No Have you ever "relieved" yourself in a body of water? For instance, while swimming. Yes No Do you always sleep with your eyes open? Yes No Could you be described as a "Cold Blooded Killer?" Yes No Do you think fruit cocktail is the devil's work? Yes No Have you ever bluffed your way out of a fight? Yes No Have you ever sang an aria from Verdi's "Rigaletto?" Yes No Do you think Minnesota is just too darn cold? Yes No The following are a questions related to your preferences. You must select one. If more than one appeals to you, please select the one that you would prefer the most. Again, take your time and think about it. How would you most like to spend a day? Basking in the sun. Buried in the ground. Floating on an iceberg. What would you most like to eat? Insects. Small live animals Vegetables. Where would you most like to live? A frozen glacier A tropical paradise A desert wasteland What activity would you most like to participate? Swimming. Chasing rodents. Sitting on an ice flow. What kind of house would you like to live in? An igloo. A hole in the ground. A tree house. The following questions are about your appearance. Now, most of you are likely not lucky enough to look like the Giant Green Iguana, however you may be surprised as to how much you wish you looked like one. Choose the most correct answer, and there are no wrong answers. Are you… bigger than people thought you would be? smaller than people thought you would be? just the right size? Do you wish you were… more colorful? scarier? less hairy? What best describes your head? lumpy. hairless. greenish. To attract a mate, what would you most likely do? Don bright and flashy colors. Remove all of your clothes. Bob your head up and down. To scare off a rival, what would you most likely do? Don bright and flashy colors. Remove all of your clothes. Bob your head up and down.